Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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