i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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