My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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