There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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