when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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