your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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