thus making me awesome and them whores
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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