this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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