he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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