oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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