Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's shark week go big or go home
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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