one might say we're banned from that church
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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