He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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