somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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