CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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