I'm jealous of your bromance
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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