You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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