check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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