Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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