I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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