Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Screwed.edu
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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