You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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