Non-Jews are for practice
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
