at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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