Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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