you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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