Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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