What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize