we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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