You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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