this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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