i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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