I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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