i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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