Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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