dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
worst night to have a conscience
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My feet surprised me
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