ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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