im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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