if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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