I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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