Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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