Pappa wants mamma naked
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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