I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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