If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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