Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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