What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you win again, gameday.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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