I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
