i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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