Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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