im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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