i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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