Can Purell be used as lube?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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