i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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True but thats because hes a fetus.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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