At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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