fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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